Sunday, April 28, 2013

Shinedown on Billy



Surprise, surprise.....

I apologize for being the king of the slackers on posting. Like most of you, I once thought this blog was my ticket to fame and fortune, or at the least it was an avenue for a needy bitch like me to get attention. Then, following in the footsteps of most bloggers (Debra She Who Seeks Not included), the novelty wore off.

Tonight, however, the mood struck me. Not because of me, but because of Billy. You see, tonight is confession time. I, Barfly, am Billy. Shocked? Of course your'e not. This has been an obvious teaser since the inception of this blog.

Billy, Lisa, and the girls have made a life changing descision to try to provide a better quality of life for their family by encouraging Billy to follow his dream and go for it all in a career path that he really wants and deserves. In Billy's field, this means that relocation to another state is eminent.  It's an exciting, nervewracking, stressfull time that has unbelievably created an extremely happy and possitve time in Billy's family.

However, for a few hours on Friday night, time stopped as Billy, Lisa, and their oldest daughter saw Shinedown at a Columbia, SC bar's outdoor stage.

Billy's daughter and her boyfriend - the tallest guy in the crowd.....
Don't fall for the bead trick sweetie!!!!

video


Life is Shining Down on Billy right now. 

Sunday, March 17, 2013

St. Patrick's Day 2013

The SSS raises a pint in your honor. Or 12 pints...who's really counting today? Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Saturday, March 16, 2013

St Patricks Day 2013

Big parade? No. Cigar bar? Yes

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Wanted: Hot Chick With Stormtrooper Helmet for "Harlem Shake" Video

Wanted: Hot chick with a Stormtrooper helmet for a "Barfly" twist on the "Harlem Shake". I promise I will thoroughly clean and return the helmet after I use it when the project is complete. 

As an added bonus, and depending on your hotness, you may find yourself in the video (after the solo). Hint: it's hard to go wrong with a camo bikini......

P.S. After reading the lyrics...I'm sort of scared...and pissed.

Con los terroristas
Ey Shake
Ey Shake
Ey, Ey, Ey, Ey
Shake, Ta. Ta
And do the Harlem Shake
Ey Shake, Ey

Shake, Shake
Ey
Shake, Shake, Shake
Con los terroristas
Ey, Con los terroristas
Ey, Ey

Hey Dude, This Ain't England!!

Last Friday night when some of the SSS went out to eat, we pulled into the parking space to see this in front of us. Don't you love the beads? How did he/she "earn" them? 


On another note, while I was at a new bar last week I noticed this amazing logo for a new beer. Is it a duck? or is it a rabbit? Brilliant!! 





Friday, March 1, 2013

Best Of Barfly's Boobs and Butts

Most of these were drawn with the UCY method described in the last post. Maybe not the dogs, though.

GIF Babe
Happy Birthday 

It's Fun To Eat At The "Y" 
Calendar Page 

Southern Calendar Page
Freeze!! 
I've Been A Naughty BBW 
Now Where Would I Hide a Bomb? 

Erin Go Bragh
Glass Door Moon
Hello!, Hello!, Hello!, Hello!, Hello!, Hello!, Hello!!!
Bountiful Ghetto Booty
Pretty In Pink